| "...It was then that Zuse realised just how much of a mistake he'd made trusting CLU. The winning side had just become the loosing one. "No..." Zuse breathed." TRON: Legacy and Zuse (c)  |
| Lord Krishna to his devotee Arjuna: "Among thousands of men, perhaps one strives for spiritual attainment; and, among the blessed true seekers that assiduously try to reach Me, perhaps one perceives Me as I am." (Bhagavad Gita (Chapter 7, Verse 3) |
| YES. YOU ARE SEEING THIS CORRECTLY. IT IS A BANANA DRESSED AS JESUS. AND YES. HE IS WEARING A SANDAL. ALL HAIL THE JESUS BANANAS. HOKAI. LOOOONGG Story on this one. SO: Me and my friend Molly were getting my drum out of the back of her car one night after band practice. We were having some difficulties, so she told me to go unlock the door while she figured it out. I turn my back and go to open the door. Behind me, I'm hearing her struggling. I'm unlocking the door when, behind me, I hear her say "JESUS BANANAS!" I looked at her. She looked at me.....we giggled for half an hour. SO This was around Christmas time, so she told me that she wanted Jesus Bananas for Christmas (more insane giggling). I told her I would draw her a Jesus Banana, and she told me (I quote), "I will frame that shit and put it on my wall." SO HERE IS THE JESUS BANANA I HAVE PROMISED HER. I really felt like sharing it with you guys. I HOPE YOU FIND IT AS RANDOMLY HILARIOUS AS WE DID. XD AND I hereby copyright Jesus Bananas in the name of Molly Kearney and George Glisson. (c)  Keep on laughing, my friends. |
 SUMMARY: It is the 25th Century, and on the abandoned planet of Epsilon-Beta the crew of the USS Grainger has made a remarkable discovery while on routine checkup. In a pile of rubble Liuetenants Bhurak, Aunak, and Zoey Fletcher have uncovered the body of an android...and a very old one at that. Maybe even older than the long-abandoned Starbase itself. Upon reactivation by the Grainger's Vulcan engineering officer, the crew discovers that the android is Philipp Kilroy, a menace to the Federation that has been missing for 160 years. As Acting Captain, Shelana, ponders on what to do with her new "guest", Kilroy divises a few plans of his own--like taking over the ship for transport back to the Romulans, who had harbored and employed him a century ago. However, the plan is ultimately foiled and Shelana, rather than sending Kilroy to a penal colony to await a trial, decides to send him to the legendary Planet of Mudd where she hopes the planet's advanced android inhabitants will be able to repair him and keep him under control. Only, once Kilroy is on the planet, he cleverly turns the tables to his advantage. Now, with an army hundreds of thousands strong, Kilroy plans a hostile android takeover of the entire Federation, and only Shelana and the brave crew of the Grainger can put a stop to his madness. (Summary by  )Part One: [link] Part Two: [link] Part three: [link] Part Four: [link] Part Five: [Link] Part Six: [Link] Part Seven: [Link]                                            |
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Or that stupid guy from "The Gamesters of Triskelion..." 
I grew up on it. 
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Donate| I guess I'll start doing point commissions, even though I really have no use for points...maybe I'll donate some back when I'm feeling generous. If you want to commission something, send me a note, tell me what you want, and we'll negotiate price! XD If you'd rather skip the points thing altogether, I take money commissions, too...I have a paypal. |
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